The Kid Makes Weight

The Kid is now 2 weeks old, and has just had his 2 week check-up. He has made massive weight gains to get back above his birth weight. He now clocks in at 7 lbs and 1.75 ounces.

While he is still relatively small, registering in only the 10th percentile for his age, The Kid has added a massive 10% of his body weight in a little over a week. This massive change in body type, as well as increase in The Kid's head size, has some people wondering if the Kid's incredible achievements are the results of performance enhancing products. However, The Kid's trainer, T-Bear, is adamant that the changes are the natural results of the growth process and a lot of hard dedicated work by The Kid at the boob. When questioned about a mysterious cream T-Bear was seen applying to The Kid, T-Bear insisted it was a natural banana and honey cream used to sooth tired babies. However, when asked to provide a sample of the cream, T-Bear abruptly insisted he had a very important appointment and could spare no more time for questions.

The Kid had no comment when questioned about his massive weight gain.

The Kid expressing his complete and total lack of a comment regarding allegations of extreme weight gain.