Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Cause Grandmas Like Moving Pictures

Some people(Grandma's) feel maybe the accounts given by T-Bear and Monkey don't give them all the details they need to know about The Kid. While T-Bear and Monkey could have tried for more flowery descriptive prose to paint a more complete picture, they are pretty smart creatures and realized flowery descriptive prose is not so easy. However, using Dork Boy's credit card to purchase a camera with video capabilities is easy. Thus T-Bear and Monkey present The Kid in moving pictures and squeals.




To add further embarrassment to The Kid's bath adventures, T-Bear and Monkey proudly present a gratuitous butt shot.


T-Bear and Monkey assure all concerned that the choice to show such embarrassing photos is in no way related to them having to share a bed with a kid who has made an unfortunate habit of overflowing his pee diaper.

The Texas Delegation

Being endorsed by the state of Texas is not all fun Lyle Lovett related benefits, there are some duties. One of the main tasks The Kid must handle, is meeting with the occasional delegation from Texas, so that he can stay in touch with issues effecting Texans. Recently, he had a visit from official Texas baby, Baby B. Baby B was accompanied by his talented staff of Nana and The Snorter. Not to be out done, The Kid had his normal staff of T-Bear and Monkey. While T-Bear and Monkey are generally excellent staff, they are however a little out of there depth when it comes to the intricate protocol required to host an official Texas delegation. For this reason, The Kid brought in the expert, Gigi. Gigi did an excellent job of making sure there were no faux paux. Although, as far as T-Bear and Monkey could determine, the intricate protocol for an official Texas visit seems to involve lots and lots of dessert making. Well, there was some sort of hullabulu about pants being to short, but otherwise it seemed to be mostly dessert.

Baby B with his staff.

The actual meeting was very productive. The Kid and Baby B had a very intense discussion over a German consortiums plan for a gravity powered light rail system.
The Kid and Baby B take a break from intentally studing the scale model supplied by the german consurtium

They met with a group of expat Texans to learn what their concerns were for life outside the borders of Texas.

The Kid and Baby B meet with prominent members of the Texas Expatriate community

They also discussed environmental concerns such as the necessity of green spaces and the importance and practically of ride sharing.

The Kid and Baby B demonstrating that carpooling doesn't just apply to commuting.