The Best Office In Town

After observing Dork Boy hard at work at his massive desk, The Kid requested his own work center. He seems to have gotten the best one in town.


While not overly large, it is very sunny and airy. However, The Kid's love of laying on his blanket and staring at the flapping ceiling does mean not much work gets done. Another problem is Pack Leader is a bit jealous of the Kid's cool new digs. This could lead to a vicious game of corporate politics which isn't so good for The Kid, as he still only speaks gibberish. Gibberish may make the grandma's swoon, but it won't sway the crowd at the water cooler.

Orange Beard!!!!

Despite no longer being a heathen, The Kid seems to be starting on a career as Orange Beard The Pirate. No word on whether T-Bear or Monkey will serve as his first mate, although both have expressed excitement over the possibility of rum. Although, Monkey has requested his in banana daiquiri form.

Arghh!!!!!

The Kid Gets Dunked

T-Bear and Monkey are a little confused as to the exact purpose of this whole baptism thing, but Dork Boy, The Wife and the grandparents seemed to feel it was a fairly big deal. Or at least they made the kid wear a fairly spectacular outfit that was some sort satiny papal robe get-up.

Then there was a ceremony with a pool thing, some annointing of oils, pouring of waters, and rejecting of satan. The Kid found the whole thing not nearly as exciting as his typical bath, or at least a whole lot drier and did absolutely no fussing. While The Kid was perfectly happy, T-Bear and Monkey weren't completely sure how the priest man felt about the kids snazzy red shoes.

Dork Boy contemplating the appropriate response to The Kid spitting his binker into the baptismal pool.

The Kid showing off the kicks. Also showing off a bit too much leg for a church.

Anyway, as part of this dunking process Dork Boy and The Wife, had to select Godparents to be in charge of The Kid's spiritual upbringing. For some reason they selected, Fake Unc Lawyer Boy and Fake Aunt Brooke Anne. T Bear And Monkey may not know the most about religion, but relying on lawyers for spiritual matters seems a doubtful proposition. However, The Kid does seem fond of them.

The whole dunking crew celebrating The Kids ability to have water poured on his head.

The Kid showing that baptism, capes and fedoras totally go together.